Dave "Dutch" Duchnowski (Credits: Owner, Inventor, Head Shithead)

At about 12 or 13 I was introduced to punk rock and got my first skateboard, and ever since then there was no turning back. Things sounded differently, things looked differently and my brain functioned differently. I started to play guitar in some punk bands throughout stupid high school and in my late 20's, but was more interested in guitar construction than playing... Studied many guitars through that 20 year period and realized 95% were versions of Leo's or Les' classics. I just was never another "me too" kind of guy, so I wasn't about to start now!

So here I am with Simple Machine Guitars. Featuring the "Stiffee" neck - something different! The worlds FIRST tubular stainless steel instrument neck. Impervious to temperature and humidity. Consistent string action everytime it comes out to play!

This thing is overdosed on hard-on pills! Straight Rigid, and ready to rock all night! Get the chicks coming back night after night with a Simple Machine "Stiffee"!

Thanx for the inspiration Leo and Les, R.I.P.